i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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