it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
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You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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