That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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