i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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