I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize