youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
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I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
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so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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