the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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