She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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