I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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