all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
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Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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