he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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