is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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