Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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