Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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