Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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