Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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