After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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