did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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