i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
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Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
We need to get me chipped asap
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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