If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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