Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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