So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Come on in and take your pants off
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