Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
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He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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