Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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