Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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