susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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