addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize