Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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