we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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