im drinking this country out of the recession.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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