Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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