Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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