you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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