The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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