I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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