I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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