Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize