My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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