After last night, I could never be a politician.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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