Will you blow on my dice?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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