no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm determined to sit on that face.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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