is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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