so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
my sisters under your porch take her home
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
