rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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