Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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