hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
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Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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