12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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