we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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