shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
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Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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