It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Ketchup is God's man juice
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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