i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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