Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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